quotes = new Array
quotes[1] = "You must be the change you wish to see in the world.    --Mahatma Gandhi"
quotes[2] = "Dilbert's Words of Wisdom:  Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.    --Scott Adams"
quotes[3] = "No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.    --Thomas Carlyle (1795-1881) Scottish historian and essayist"
quotes[4] = "Nothing is ever lost by courtesy.  It is the cheapest of pleasures, costs nothing, and conveys much.    --Erastus Wiman"
quotes[5] = "The nobler sort of man emphasizes the good qualities in others, and does not accentuate the bad.  The inferior does the reverse.    --Confucius"
quotes[6] = "I hope I shall always possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of the Honest Man.    --George Washington"
quotes[7] = "Many a friendship -- long, loyal, and self-sacrificing -- rested at first upon no thicker a foundation than a kind word.    --Frederick W. Faber"
quotes[8] = "I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.    --Unknown"
quotes[9] = "Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, make me feel important. Not only will you succeed in sales, you will succeed in life.    --Mary Kay Ash, Founder, Mary Kay Cosmetics"
quotes[10] = "Shallow men believe in luck, believe in circumstance.  Strong men believe in cause & effect.    --Ralph Waldo Emerson"
quotes[11] = "Restlessness is discontent and discontent is the first necessity of progress.    --Thomas Edison"
quotes[12] = "Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving in words evidence of that fact.    --George Eiliot"
quotes[13] = "A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself.    --Abraham Maslow"
quotes[14] = "Empty pockets never held a man back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.    --Norman Vincent Peale"
quotes[15] = "This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.    --Dalai Lama"
quotes[16] = "There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest.    --Elie Wiesel"
quotes[17] = "I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent.    --Mahatma Gandhi"
quotes[18] = "You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you don't trust enough.    --Frank H. Crane"
quotes[19] = "The various religions are like different roads converging on the same point. What difference does it make if we follow different routes, provided we arrive at the same destination    --Mahatma Gandhi"
quotes[20] = "Confidence on the outside begins by living with integrity on the inside.    --Brian Tracy"
quotes[21] = "The higher type of man clings to virtue, the lower type of man clings to material comfort.  The higher type of man cherishes justice, the lower type of man cherishes the hope of favors to be received.    --Confucius"
quotes[22] = "Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half sorrow.  Take time to laugh - it is the music of the soul.    --Swedish proverb"
quotes[23] = "You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those who can do nothing for them or to them.    --Malcolm Forbes"
quotes[24] = "Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.    --Mahatma Gandhi"
quotes[25] = "I wept because I had no shoes, until I saw a man who had no feet.    --Ancient Persian saying"
quotes[26] = "Into every driving enthusiasts life, a Corvette must come, at least once.  --Road & Track May 1999"
quotes[0] = "In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.    --Thomas Jefferson"

var quote = quotes[Math.floor(Math.random()*27)]